Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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