It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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