Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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