He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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