I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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