This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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