she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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