Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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