White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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