what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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