Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
well you can't waste a boner
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Randomize
