they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
4 words: hood of his car
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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