Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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