What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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