He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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