STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
