So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just pee around me
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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