And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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