btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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