TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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