apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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