No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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