so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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