Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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