have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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