I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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