The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She bit a glass in half.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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