i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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