it was like his penis was on wheels.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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