READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
