we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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