I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I have feelings that need drinking.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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