What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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