No awkward lesbian experiences without me
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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