I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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