maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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