Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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