Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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