How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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