That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Someone came in the potted fern
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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