My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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