My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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