ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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