It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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