why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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