Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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