Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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