new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
