im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
