even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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