Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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