his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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