Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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