Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
