sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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