Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
