check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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